Poor Anna can but carry twigs.Īs a final note, if Giger’s design for the Alien was designed to conjure fears of a phallus, with people running in fear from it, then does that mean that Dutch and the gang are confronting the Predator because… ah, you get the idea…! Still, all differences are put aside when the boys team up, take their tops off and get very, very sweaty in the jungle.
Mac needs to tread carefully, though, as some might say he’s become a little dependent on spending all his time with uber-beefcake, Blain (Jesse Ventura, who is an utter legend and, amongst other things, a published author of some fantastic sounding books). Jealousy runs rampant as Dillon is scorned by the men he seeks approval from, with Mac (Bill Duke) making his disdain clear from the outset. That would be the slow motion hug in the surf then. Still, we should have all been acclimatised to the power of red shorts, thanks to Steve James, which means there is another reason for mentioning the final moment from Rocky III‘s all-important training montage. It’s the red shorts, and the tiny kind too. Away I go!”Īnd look what other fashion item is recurring. No one will ever question how it looks, because they’ll know I could snap them in two like a twig. Why on earth aren’t these bad boys on show? Hmm… if only I could find some kind of t-shirt which would draw attention to my perfect stomach… Aha! There’s my girlfriend’s top, that’ll do. Hell, even the moustache looks manly, as only a man could grow such finely groomed facial hair. I am athletic, after all, and I have good legs. This kiss in From Here To Eternity has been voted as one of the all-time greats time and again, yet, for some unknown reason, people often seem to overlook a similarly surf-bound and romantic scene, perhaps because Rocky is an underestimated franchise.Įither way, there is one thing that really, really needs to be addressed: who decided to put grown men in crop tops? (Poor Carl Weathers, above, as Apollo Creed)Īt what point in the eighties did men, who were proud of their bodies, think to themselves, “Well, the short shorts are okay. What really sticks in the mind, though, is what happens after the fight: To put an end to all the innuendo-ridden fight talk, Dudikoff then chokes him with his large hose. Livid, Jackson rises to his feet exclaiming, “We don’t stop till one of us goes down!”, which is a little forward, if you ask me. One assumes this was to bring him round to consciousness, only Jackson wasn’t out cold. “Don’t push it,” Armstrong warns, then politely proceeds to kick his ass (he is an American Ninja, after all), but not without taking the time to throw a bucket of water over Jackson.
When using a search engine such as Google, Bing or Yahoo check the safe search settings where you can exclude adult content sites from your search results Īsk your internet service provider if they offer additional filters īe responsible, know what your children are doing online.Male bonding is an important theme in this list, so what better way to meet a future best friend than to have an extended fight with him? The partnership formed between Michael Dudikoff (as Joe Armstrong) and Steve James (playing Curtis Jackson) would not only last them through several American Ninja movies, but also into the likes of Avenging Force.ĭuring their first encounter, Jackson confronts Armstrong, calling him out as being a wannabe hero.
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